What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What do cats wear to work?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?