What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
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