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Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

How long will dinner be?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What's a henway?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What is the coolest country?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?