What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
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What school subject really rocks?
Where do actors go to pray?
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What branch of the military accepts newborns?
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
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