What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
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