Why do two skunks argue?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

How do amoebas make calls?

How does a cow do math?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?