What do you give an angry rhino?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?