What do you call a pile of cats?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

When do astronauts eat?