Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What do naked fish play with?

Do dads always snore?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?