If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What do you give a sick pig?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What tea do footballers drink?

How is cat food sold?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?