What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Your great-ant.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
It's allergy season again?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
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