Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What's a watch's eldest relative?