Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Which state is the cleanest?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Why did the body of water think so much?