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Who won the race between two balls of string?

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Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What do bees say in the summer?

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What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?