Why was the chip acting so goofy?
He was a cheese-ball.
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What condiment has wings?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Where do birds go to drink?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
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