Why was the chip acting so goofy?
He was a cheese-ball.
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Someone stole all my lamps.
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
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