Why was the chip acting so goofy?
He was a cheese-ball.
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What math figure is also in the band?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What fish only swims at night?
What are you studying in math?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
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