Where do hands go on vacation?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?