What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

The museum curator needed a break.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?