Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Why are all priests fit?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

How do automobiles fly?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?