What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly collie.
Why was the bunny upset?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
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