What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What do nosey peppers do?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?