How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What are baby potatoes called?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?