What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?