Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

Where do ships always get stuck?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?