What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Why are grandkids so great?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

What do little monsters call their mother?

How can you farm during the winter?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?