What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Why was the fish so smart?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?