Why do two skunks argue?
Because they like to kick up a stink.
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Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
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How do you get rid of a killer bee?
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Why does Jesus drive so much?
What sports are both plant-based?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
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