What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why was the fish so smart?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?