What do cows say when you milk them?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What animal floats best?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why was the cow afraid?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?