Which cats have the best manners?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

When do mice play every day?

Why do football players make great fishermen?