Why do two skunks argue?
Because they like to kick up a stink.
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What's the politest month?
What do cows like to dance to?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
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