What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why do rhinos charge?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What's E.T. short for?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What is the tallest building in the world?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Which elf is the best singer?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?