Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What do cows like to dance to?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What car always breaks the rules?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?