What do ducks have for lunch?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why is the piano so hard to open?