What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What does winter fat turn into?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What animal loves a baseball game?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?