Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What do little fish love to play with?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?