Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?