What do fairies always drink?
Sprite.
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What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Where do polar bears vote?
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