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Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What bee is good for your health?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Where do books sleep?