What do fairies always drink?
Sprite.
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
How is cat food sold?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
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