What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

What did autumn say to summer?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Which cats have the best manners?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?