Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What do Scottish toads play?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?