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Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What shape is bad at driving?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Why are all priests fit?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?