How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why did the echo get detention?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What did the airline worker name her child?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?