Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?