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Mutt-on chop!
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I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
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Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
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