The museum curator needed a break.

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

How does a cow do math?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What's a pirate's favorite color?