What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?