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Why is a doctor always calm?

Why are fish such good architects?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Which celebrity loves to read?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why do mice need oiling?

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What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?