What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What do you call a pig thief?

What do you call siblings who love math?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What do mice do when they're at home?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..