What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why are cars magic?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Why are books always so angry?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?