What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Which family member is always relieved?

What are you studying in math?

Which singer could always break a five?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What is the opposite of coffee?