If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Why was the math book sad?