What does Santa order at the bar?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What kind of books do boats write?