What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What vegetables make the best music?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?