What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
An icicle.
What does the sun drink out of?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What math figure is also in the band?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
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