Why was the storm actually calm?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?