What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?