Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

How do frogs get to work?