What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?