Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
He ran out of ink.
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What words make the best athletes?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do math teachers eat?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
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