What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What color are all the books in the library?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?