Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
He ran out of ink.
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
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