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What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

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What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

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What is a mouse's favorite game?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?