How do you wash a lamb?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?