Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
He ran out of ink.
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Which state has the best streets?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Which relative loves rice?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What sweet treat never panics?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
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