What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What fish sings the best?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What did summer say to spring?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

Where do surfers go to school?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?