Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What do you call a dog in space?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?