What did the dentist say to the beaver?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

The museum curator needed a break.

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What do you call an artistic dog?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What fish sings the best?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?