Why do cows always skip gym class?

Where do surfers go to school?

How can you make 7 even?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why are fish such good architects?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?