Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?