I used to be addicted to not showering.

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What school subject really rocks?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What do you call an angry monkey?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?