What's the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning.
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!