What did the rug say to the floor?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

How does a penguin build its house?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?