What's the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning.
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why do rhinos charge?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
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