What's the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning.
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
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