What's the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning.
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Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
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