What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why was the bud so shy?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What is the most faithful insect?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why was the man stuck at the party?