What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why was the bee sad?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

How does dinner smell?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?