Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What car does Yoda® drive?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why do two skunks argue?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why are cars magic?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?