Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What school subject really rocks?