Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Which big cat loves to drive?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?