What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a tow truck.
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's a UPSĀ® driver's favorite sport?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did Tigger⢠stick his head in the toilet?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond⢠film?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's a bat's favorite game?
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