What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a tow truck.
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What words make the best athletes?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
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