What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why are ET's eyes so big?