What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a tow truck.
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do you call a short cow?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
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