Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Why do cows make great bakers?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What's E.T. short for?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?