Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

How do you get kids to do something?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?