Why did the puppy struggle in school?
He was boneheaded.
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's a forklift?
What did one plate say to the other?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
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