Why was the moth so unpopular?
He kept picking holes in everything.
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What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
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