Why was the moth so unpopular?
He kept picking holes in everything.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
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