What kind of water does an angel like?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?