Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What do you call two birds in love?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why was the fabric always laughing?