What do you call a peanut in space?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why are books always so angry?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What do bees chew?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?