My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

What fish only swims at night?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Which elf is the best singer?