Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What does a panda ghost say?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

Which dog loves to rob banks?