Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What's the scariest letter?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why was the musician arrested?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What does winter fat turn into?