What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What shape has a knighthood?
A book just fell on my head.
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
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