Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why can you never find the number nine?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?