What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What bee is good for your health?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
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