What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Shoutout to my grandma!
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
How is cat food sold?
Why did the fish blush?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
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