How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?