Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you call a short cow?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Where do stars go to college?
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