Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
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Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
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Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
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