Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
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