Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
How are mountains able to see?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
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