What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What's the politest month?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

When do astronauts eat?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Which insect is the smartest?