You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What food is a man's best friend?

What do you call a pile of cats?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?