Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Why was the broom late for school?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

How much money does a skunk have?

What do you call a dog in space?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?