What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

How do you organize a space party?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?