What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?