Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What animal likes to party the most?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What does a cat go to sleep on?