What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What do you call octopus twins?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why is furniture so generous?

Why do rodents make the best runners?