Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What tea do footballers drink?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Why did the frog starve?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?