Why did the cat go to medical school?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What do you call a pig thief?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What do you call a flying police officer?