What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
The aqua-marines!
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What is a duck's favorite snack?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What is the emptiest holiday?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
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