Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What vegetables make the best music?

What do you call a sad latte?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?