Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What should you wear to a tea party?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What do rich squirrels eat?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?