What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why are trees always so positive?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

How do you get kids to do something?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?