Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why do moms make good vintners?