Why did the turkey cross the road?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Which bug is related to you?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?