What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?