What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why are stones so good at music?

What animal floats best?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?