What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Where would you find an elephant?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why did the turkey cross the road?