What do stars celebrate in December?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?