Which tree can't stop crying?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What's the saddest part of the week?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?