What is a king's favorite weather?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What is the opposite of coffee?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?