What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Why don't ants get sick?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Which relative loves rice?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?