Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What animal loves Indian food?

How does a taco bless the table?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?