Where do hands go on vacation?
Palm Springs.
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
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